bmwiid:

axxisse:

This is literally the most heart warming story I have read on Twitter so far.
I think this is exactly what friends should do, and I feel everyone deserves people like this.

A barn rasing:  a collective action of a community, in which a barn for one of the members is built or rebuilt collectively by members of the community.

because you cannot, you CANNOT, build a barn on your own, and without it, you will not be able to survive. 

What a fuckin’ gem of a sentence. “What we did today was a barn rasin” 

therothwoman:

infamy-and-plunder:

goopy-amethyst:

neopetcemetery:

someone has waited their entire career to use this headline

Scientist should say something else

This guy needs a raise

This hero’s name is Rob Waugh

siryouarebeingmocked:

nigellalawson:

positive-memes:

This made my heart smile.

I thought white people were finally caged

robotlyra:

happygoldfish:

tastefullyoffensive:

#Art (via timurse)

Adding a picture of the building so you can see how high that star is off the ground. How the hell did the artist even do this.

“Is this the People’s Republic?”
“NO, THIS IS PATRICK”

waywardwarlocks:

tips for walking in an abandoned graveyard

• if it’s dark, don’t shine your flashlight into the trees.
• if a child approaches and asks you a question, don’t tell the truth.
• you may find some harrowing artifacts (i found a ribbon on a tree and some bible pages) pick these up and keep them. they belong to you.
• if you walk down a long, straight pathway, you will feel someone behind you. don’t look
• you may see people in your peripheral vision; these are the spirits. they won’t hurt you.
• if you wish to communicate with the spirits, do not do it alone. cast a protection circle. only ask polite questions.
• you will feel bursts of dread and terror. ignore them.
• don’t read too much into what the graves say. some things are best left unsolved.
• research the history of the graveyard beforehand. you need to know what you might encounter.
• some beings may not want you to leave. should you come into contact with one of these beings, leave immediately.
• don’t read the hidden graves.
• if you find a headless angel statue, don’t look for her head.
• if you find a tipped over angel statue, leave her be. she’s only resting.
• don’t listen to music. this will distract you from them.
• don’t look in the bushes. you will find something that you weren’t supposed to.

kimlipinjection:

foreverfakingsmiles:

whitelucio:

It’s so hot that we all survived 2018 and xxxtentacion didn’t

Fuck you!! X was everything!!!

everything but alive

skelegun:

armedandgayngerous:

daco-broman:

tilthat:

TIL that the Hoover Dam is expected to be one of the last remaining visible structures from our species, and it contains a star map that if no other means were available, could be used to determine the exact date on which Hoover Dam was completed.

via reddit.com

we could’ve just chisled in the fuckin date on it it’s not some stone age creation

yhea because the squid people that inherit the earth will know when Christ was born

They 👏 Will 👏 Be 👏 Catholic

thestateonmtv:

Dads be like. I have trauma. I will never talk about or acknowledge this. One day u will come across a picture of my childhood and realize that I have a entire flesh and blood brother still alive who I have never mentioned or acknowledged. Anyway why dont you tell me anything about ur fucking life.

rarelove:

snaacks:

yall let the yodeling kid prosper but not this LEGEND???

^^↑^^

occidentalavian:

Originally posted by horrorsequel

thoughts-of-an-x-factor:

dog-of-ulthar:

spinosaurus-the-fisher:

assuming-dinosaur:

muuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock:

muuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock:

apparently theres a goddamn pterodactyl in marvel comics named sauron

comics are fuckin wild

update: he is also a professor at a school

is this the guy who wants to turn people into dinosaurs instead of curing cancer?

Yes. Yes, it is.

(Source)

#the story behind this character is amazing#he was supposed to turn into a bat#and be vampiric#but the comics code authority said no vampires#so the writers were like#FUCK IT#HE’S A FUCKING DINOSAUR#HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW???? (via @portraitoftheoddity)

There is no part of this post I don’t find hilarious.

giraffeseatingcake:

maidofsalt:

This single image could not be more inaccurate about about Gen Z slang even if the selection process was getting a series of randomly chosen monkeys to tap on keyboards to generate phrases.

This is like… early 2000s millenial speak, and only the emo/weeb ones. Gen Zers were like 5 when people were talking like this.

i-wear-the-cheese:

demigodsavvy:

“Your art isn’t valued by the number of notes you get” okay but. If you spent 6 hours baking a cake for a party, but no one at the party eats your cake, it’s still disappointing.

This articulates something about the different between value and validation that I didn’t previously register on a conscious level.

aldonsanp:

Hotel Cortez

futureblackwakandan:

cloudfreed:

maxxie1129:

longjump506:

somanyofthekids:

honestly the idea that this Dumbledore

was thirsting after this Grindelwald

is just too big a stretch for my suspension of disbelief. Magic, unicorns, childhood trauma manifesting as a physical representation of destruction- that’s all cool.

But don’t try to make me believe that Jude Dumbledore Law wanted to grind on Coleslaw Head up there.

THIS

TEA

I mean, would you rather have that this mayonnaise vampire or would you rather have 

him?

i mean, the dewy eyes, the salt and pepper, the slight five o clock shadow, the square jaw, the perfectly manicured eyebrows… and he doesn’t look like he’s going to die at any moment

if i looked like my mustache attended KKK rallies, i’d probably transfigure myself to look like Colin Farrell too

It’s true and you should say it