housewifeswag:

majorsarcasm19:

HOLD UP. DO YOU SEE THESE FUCKERS? THESE COOKIES ARE THE BEST MOTHERFUCKERS IN THE WHOLE BLOODY WORLD. NOT ONLY ARE THEY EASY AS SHIT TO BAKE, BUT THEY’RE FUCKING DELICIOUS BOTH BAKED AND UN-BAKED. THAT’S RIGHT. DON’T HAVE AN OVEN? NO FUCKING PROBLEM FOR THESE BAD-ASSES. YOU CAN JUST BUY A TUBE, POP IT OPEN, AND BOOM, LATE NIGHT SNACK. WHEN THEY ARE COOKED, THEY’RE SOFTER THAN YOUR GRANDMA’S CHEEK AND EVEN WHEN THEY GET HARDER THEY’RE CRUNCHY LIKE A FUCKING PRINGLE AND MELT IN YOUR MOUTH. THEY DON’T GIVE A FUCK, THEY’RE JUST FUCKING DELICIOUS. 

most accurate description ever

housewifeswag:

majorsarcasm19:

HOLD UP. DO YOU SEE THESE FUCKERS? THESE COOKIES ARE THE BEST MOTHERFUCKERS IN THE WHOLE BLOODY WORLD. NOT ONLY ARE THEY EASY AS SHIT TO BAKE, BUT THEY’RE FUCKING DELICIOUS BOTH BAKED AND UN-BAKED. THAT’S RIGHT. DON’T HAVE AN OVEN? NO FUCKING PROBLEM FOR THESE BAD-ASSES. YOU CAN JUST BUY A TUBE, POP IT OPEN, AND BOOM, LATE NIGHT SNACK. WHEN THEY ARE COOKED, THEY’RE SOFTER THAN YOUR GRANDMA’S CHEEK AND EVEN WHEN THEY GET HARDER THEY’RE CRUNCHY LIKE A FUCKING PRINGLE AND MELT IN YOUR MOUTH. THEY DON’T GIVE A FUCK, THEY’RE JUST FUCKING DELICIOUS. 

most accurate description ever



glittertitties:

themrcreepypasta:

CAN’T BREATHE 

I CAN READ MINDS

glittertitties:

themrcreepypasta:

CAN’T BREATHE 

I CAN READ MINDS




simptasia:

bookshop:

kroove:

NO NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN

OH NO OH NO IT WAS TERRIBLE ENOUGH WHEN IT WASN’T USING A REAL CANDY BAR!!!!!

HOW IS THIS FUCKING HAPPENING
THIS IS A CRIME AGAINST NATURE

simptasia:

bookshop:

kroove:

NO NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN

OH NO OH NO IT WAS TERRIBLE ENOUGH WHEN IT WASN’T USING A REAL CANDY BAR!!!!!

HOW IS THIS FUCKING HAPPENING

THIS IS A CRIME AGAINST NATURE




apolloniacorleone:

Bible AU: Southern Gothic»  Awake O Sleeper

The second coming happens across the bible belt. It started with a girl knocked up at sixteen and kicked out of her home who wandered into the home of Joan (the baptist), a swamp priestess and maddened outcast. Then came Yeshua and his rabble rousing disciples who swept across the south preaching love and radical change. The evangelical hierarchy was expecting a far different savior (one closer to their conservative beliefs) and they end up framing Yeshua for a murder and crucify him. You know how it goes.



wormwoodandhoney:

girls fighting evil: southern gothic



"And she would look out the window and see a cloud put up a mask over the secret face of the moon, and she would hear the pitiful cries of the night creatures." 
-Eudora Welty




(they see the demons before anyone else.  they see them in their schools, their homes, their churches.  the demons claw out may’s eyes but it doesn’t stop them.  it makes them stronger, and they do not stop their fight.  they have only really just begun.)

wormwoodandhoney:

girls fighting evil: southern gothic

"And she would look out the window and see a cloud put up a mask over the secret face of the moon, and she would hear the pitiful cries of the night creatures." 

-Eudora Welty

(they see the demons before anyone else.  they see them in their schools, their homes, their churches.  the demons claw out may’s eyes but it doesn’t stop them.  it makes them stronger, and they do not stop their fight.  they have only really just begun.)


Me when I play video games
  • Me: Fucking die already
  • Me: I swear to jesus if I die one more time
  • Me: I'M GONNA KILL A MAN I FUCKING DIED AGAIN
  • Me: Oh shit hottie alert
  • Me: Move bitch, get out the way
  • Me: *high pitched screaming*
  • Me: Load already
  • Me: uNACCEPTABLE
  • Me: I'm fucking done. Done. Done with everything.
  • Me: *turns off console*
  • Me:
  • Me: *turns console back on*
  • Me: God fucking dammit.

  • http://submachineguns.tumblr.com/post/76315784604/petrichorlore-undoherdamage-immortals→

    petrichorlore:

    undoherdamage:

    immortals falling for mortals

    immortals getting clingy and needy because you have so little time we need to make the most of it

    and their lovers being like chill i’ve still got like fifty years and we’ve already spent decades together we’ve been like…



    captaincrapster:

Android OC desperately tries to get sick. Android OC breaks out the plastic wrap and sits in cold bathwater during his owner’s 9-to-5.
I’m so down with the robot excitement on here. I don’t even care. I don’t even care. I don’t even care.

    captaincrapster:

    Android OC desperately tries to get sick. Android OC breaks out the plastic wrap and sits in cold bathwater during his owner’s 9-to-5.

    I’m so down with the robot excitement on here. I don’t even care. I don’t even care. I don’t even care.



    submachineguns:

“The worst is yet to come.”

    submachineguns:

    The worst is yet to come.


    http://submachineguns.tumblr.com/post/78744173447/junjoupureheart-aobaserageki-what-if-dmmd→

    junjoupureheart:

    aobaserageki:

    what if dmmd had a system where with every route completed, it actually resets to the beginning and no one remembers what happened and have to go through it all over again. and they are unaware that something different is happening every time. but when…


    shiishios:

    you know what would be a sad ending to snk though, if eren has annihilated all the titans, and he was about to be awarded some high position or something, but then he locks himself in an empty room with a mirror and mikasa is banging on the door asking him to let her in, and armin is trying to talk eren into letting them in, and he just looks in the mirror and he just says “…every last one of them” and then he just kills himself.

    What made you think thatsx okay!3’8+8;/(&+-/



    xpw:

    only recommends anime that has emotionally and physically destroyed me to other people 


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