HOLD UP. DO YOU SEE THESE FUCKERS? THESE COOKIES ARE THE BEST MOTHERFUCKERS IN THE WHOLE BLOODY WORLD. NOT ONLY ARE THEY EASY AS SHIT TO BAKE, BUT THEY’RE FUCKING DELICIOUS BOTH BAKED AND UN-BAKED. THAT’S RIGHT. DON’T HAVE AN OVEN? NO FUCKING PROBLEM FOR THESE BAD-ASSES. YOU CAN JUST BUY A TUBE, POP IT OPEN, AND BOOM, LATE NIGHT SNACK. WHEN THEY ARE COOKED, THEY’RE SOFTER THAN YOUR GRANDMA’S CHEEK AND EVEN WHEN THEY GET HARDER THEY’RE CRUNCHY LIKE A FUCKING PRINGLE AND MELT IN YOUR MOUTH. THEY DON’T GIVE A FUCK, THEY’RE JUST FUCKING DELICIOUS.
The second coming happens across the bible belt. It started with a girl knocked up at sixteen and kicked out of her home who wandered into the home of Joan (the baptist), a swamp priestess and maddened outcast. Then came Yeshua and his rabble rousing disciples who swept across the south preaching love and radical change. The evangelical hierarchy was expecting a far different savior (one closer to their conservative beliefs) and they end up framing Yeshua for a murder and crucify him. You know how it goes.
"And she would look out the window and see a cloud put up a mask over the secret face of the moon, and she would hear the pitiful cries of the night creatures."
(they see the demons before anyone else. they see them in their schools, their homes, their churches. the demons claw out may’s eyes but it doesn’t stop them. it makes them stronger, and they do not stop their fight. they have only really just begun.)
what if dmmd had a system where with every route completed, it actually resets to the beginning and no one remembers what happened and have to go through it all over again. and they are unaware that something different is happening every time. but when…
you know what would be a sad ending to snk though, if eren has annihilated all the titans, and he was about to be awarded some high position or something, but then he locks himself in an empty room with a mirror and mikasa is banging on the door asking him to let her in, and armin is trying to talk eren into letting them in, and he just looks in the mirror and he just says “…every last one of them” and then he just kills himself.